Me: For this blog post, the twins Lyn and Rond will be taking over! Guys, why don’t you introduce yourse-
Lyn: HELLO! Wait, who are we speaking to? I don’t see anyone?
Me: It’s an interview. You’ll answer the questions now and then I’ll post it for people to see.
Lyn: So, we won’t actually meet these “people” in person?
Me: That is correct.
Lyn: That’s… not what I was expecting when you told us about this.
Me: YOU PINNED ME TO THE GROUND so that I would let you do this. Are you baking out now?
Rond: No, of course not! Lyn is just a little shocked, that’s all. Please continue.
Me: Thank you, Rond. Please introduce yourselves and then you pretty much have free reign over the rest of the post. But don’t get too crazy with it!
Lyn: Right, okay. I’m speaking to no one. This isn’t weird at all…
Rond: Our names are Lyndergin and Rondisken and we are from the Western Shore. However, you can call us Lyn and Rond if you prefer.
Me: Why don’t you describe yourselves?
Lyn: YOU SAID WE HAD FREE REIGN.
Me: I’M JUST SAYING THEY CAN’T SEE YOU SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO GIVE THEM A VISUAL. Geez.
Lyn: Wow… I’ve never seen that side of you before… *ahem* anyways. In case the ladies are wondering, we are devilishly handsome. And incredibly strong. I wrestled a shark once.
Rond: It was a baby shark.
Lyn: It was still a shark with VERY sharp teeth!
Rond: Everyone in the Western Shore has a darker complexion because of the intense sunlight. We also have blonde hair that we let grow into tangled strands.
Me: They might understand better if you say dreads.
Rond: Dreads? But why would they be called dreads? They aren’t dreadful.
Me: I’m sorry. Please keep going. I won’t interrupt anymore.
Lyn: So we have “dreads.” What else do you want to know?
Me: Since you guys are twins, how can we tell you apart?
Lyn: Rond has a scar on his bottom lip that I don’t have.
Rond: Hey… Do you think we should have told Rehin that when we first met her?
Lyn: Nah… I’m sure she figured it out.
Me: Yeah she wasn’t confused at all…
Lyn: What was that?
Me: On to the questions!
Day 11: Share a deep regret.
Rond: Blistering Suns, that got personal fast.
Lyn: They really want to know our deepest regret? Why?
Me: They’re sadists.
Rond: Wow. Well, I guess our deepest regret is not being able to save our mother..
Lyn: In our defense, we were too young. But still, we weren’t there when it happened. Maybe if we had been…
Rond: *cough* Perhaps we should move on to the next question.
Day 12: How do you really feel about a character closest to you?
Lyn: *laughs* This one is all yours, Rond.
Rond: What?! I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Lyn: Oh come on, man. We all know about your feelings for Re-
Rond: LYN! What if she hears?
Me: Don’t worry, guys. Rehin won’t hear anything you say. Neither will the other characters.
Rond: *grumbles* Who said anything about Rehin…
Lyn: Brother, please, just get it over with. It’s painful.
Rond: Okay, so I’ve been developing feelings for Rehin. She’s just so strong and smart, not to mention beautiful. The way she fights is just impressive.
Lyn: She’s so closed off, though. It’s like pulling shark teeth to get anything out of her.
Rond: But that’s only because something happened in her past to make her that way.
Lyn: She’s also super pale. There’s no way she’d last long in the Western Shore. Rond had to build her a portable hut just for the few days we were home!
Rond: Let’s just move on to the next question…
Day 13: Weapon of choice
Lyn: Finally, something fun to talk about! Rond and I both fight with Chakrams. They are half circle blades that can fit together to form a full circle. We are very skilled with them, though of course I am the better fighter.
Rond: Lyn, please, this is hardly the time.
Lyn: What do you mean? It’s the perfect time!
Rond: Next question!
Lyn: When do I get to say that?
Day 14: How do you feel about romance?
Lyn: *laughs* Here we go again, Rond.
Rond: No, I answered the other one. You talk about romance for a change.
Lyn: Fine, I will. So, if I were to ever settle down with someone, she’d have to be amazing. I need a strong woman who can keep up with me. And of course she’ll be beautiful. Our babies will b-
Rond: Lyn, please.
Lyn: No, you said for me to answer this one, so I will! See, in the Western Shore, we have a Leader. The way we choose the Leader is by finding the strongest couple. This couple’s first born is to be the next Leader. So when I find myself the strongest, most beautiful woman in all the Western Shore, then we WILL be picked to bear the next Leader.
Rond: Next question.
Lyn: Blistering Suns, Rond! I wanted to say it!
Day 15: How do you feel about your author?
Lyn: We don’t… really like the author.
Me: WHAT?! Why??
Lyn: Well… She’s made a lot of bad things happen in our story. There’s lots of death and torture…
Rond: And unrequited love…
Me: But… But… Those things had to happen, okay? Believe it or not, I didn’t have control over a lot of that stuff!
Rond: Did you have control over the death of V-
Me: NEXT QUESTION!
Day 16: Any words for future fans of you?
Lyn: Well, to all of the beautiful, strong women out there-
Rond: Lyn, I don’t think you’ll actually meet these “fans.” They’ll just read about you.
Lyn: Oh… Then I don’t have any words.
Rond: I guess I would say, please don’t take too much pleasure from our pain. Our author really put us through a lot. I mean, the death of V-
Day 17: When alone, do you make faces in the mirror? Fess up.
Rond: Lyn does this all the time when he sees his reflection in water. He flexes his biceps at himself, too.
Lyn: Rond makes kissy faces at himself.
Rond: I DO NOT.
Me: I think that’s enough for this blog post. Say bye, guys!
Lyn: Farewell, people of the Net Lands.
Rond: I thought it was the Inter Lands.
Me: Internet. It’s not a land, it’s… You know what, forget it.
Rond: Farewell, my good people! Don’t forget to read our story so you can avenge us.
Lyn: Yes! Really give our author a hard time about our sorry tale.
The Twins: *bows in the traditional Western Shore fashion*
Me: Don’t forget to comment below! Let the Twins know what you think of them! They might just answer back! 😉